Deviltwenty
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Nicknames
Who is "ratnames" in the book?
Not that it matters, nicknames I shall list...
Starting with me..
Friends call me Roy, for that is my name after all! But the rest of you tend to call me Cord... Timmy always calls me Roy, I like that, thank you very much Timmy, Timmy is a friend.
Then we have sir William, Will... sometimes we refer to him as Big Will.. 'cause he's... tall, and buff as fuck. His uni nickname is Sparky.. the bastards named him Sparky, why the fuck did they name him Sparky? What bastards.
Dave has had many nicknames... in school we knew him as Skeet.. I'd never call him that now.. no no.. he use to be Sketchy Dave... now we'd call him Dangerous Dave, 'cause he's less sketchy, more scary.. also known as Smoker Dave 'cause he smokes alot... but as with all friends, we call eachother by first name....
Except for Chunky.. who's real name is Jamie... but I have many more nicknames... Buffy, 'cause he is more buff than chunk now that he's lost weight, use to be a fat bastard, haha.. plus many others, but I won't mention them 'cause that will be cruel and Chunky will cry 'cause he is now emo and listening to wancore music.
Alex... the original Alex.. well, not strictly original, there was another Alex, but he's long gone, so Alex.. known in school as Renners.. we use to call him Lil Alex, till the other Alex vanished. I'm not sure if there is any other nickname for Alex... though I'm sure Chunky has many...
Clive... Evil -C, which is Clive spelt backwards.. though we do not call him that.. it's just something Brooks said or someone... I don't know. Can't think of any nicknames for Clive.. anything we call him by is usually hair related due to his crazy hair.. or we'll call his name in a stupid retarded voice for no reason at all... Cliiiiivee.
Dan, or Hormone to most... Hormone is his nickname, his only nickname that I am aware of.. though he does remind me of Alan Partridge, and sometimes a granny.
Oleg... I thought this was his nickname, but no... nicknames are.. Boleg, Proleg... umm, can't think of any others.
Ollie... Ratboy... or Wollie is my favourite, and it's nice and simple.
Ben... known as Ginger Ben.. 'cause he is... ginger... no shit! He is a bit of a Ginger Ninja too.. I just call him Ben.
Matt is known to many as Santa... there is no reason for him being nicknamed Santa, he just is.
Lil Alex.. he is little, so he is Lil Alex, but also reffered to as Raisin... I don't know why.
Wonk... another Alex, a very tiny Alex, smaller than Lil Alex, known as Wonk for cruel reasons.. but also fitting for his wonky finger.. ask him to show you his finger.. it's wonky.
Kelvin.. Colon, and The Dinosaur.. 'cause he roars when riding pisses him off.. also known as Colonasaurus.
Timmy... what are Timmy's nicknames? Use to call him a cunt.. but that's not too fitting now.
Who else has a nickname?
Once upon a time I started calling Mark... Herby... but not now....
Guildford Alex, use to be known as Arab, but don't call him that, it's not very nice as he is not Arabic, he is very English with English parents... does he have a new nickname?
I think Jamie wanted people to call him J... so umm... call him J, that's his nickname.
I can't think of anymore right now, plus I'm bored of this.. hope this answers your question Mr Ratnames... whoever you are you mysterious bastard... must be from Doncaster.
Not that it matters, nicknames I shall list...
Starting with me..
Friends call me Roy, for that is my name after all! But the rest of you tend to call me Cord... Timmy always calls me Roy, I like that, thank you very much Timmy, Timmy is a friend.
Then we have sir William, Will... sometimes we refer to him as Big Will.. 'cause he's... tall, and buff as fuck. His uni nickname is Sparky.. the bastards named him Sparky, why the fuck did they name him Sparky? What bastards.
Dave has had many nicknames... in school we knew him as Skeet.. I'd never call him that now.. no no.. he use to be Sketchy Dave... now we'd call him Dangerous Dave, 'cause he's less sketchy, more scary.. also known as Smoker Dave 'cause he smokes alot... but as with all friends, we call eachother by first name....
Except for Chunky.. who's real name is Jamie... but I have many more nicknames... Buffy, 'cause he is more buff than chunk now that he's lost weight, use to be a fat bastard, haha.. plus many others, but I won't mention them 'cause that will be cruel and Chunky will cry 'cause he is now emo and listening to wancore music.
Alex... the original Alex.. well, not strictly original, there was another Alex, but he's long gone, so Alex.. known in school as Renners.. we use to call him Lil Alex, till the other Alex vanished. I'm not sure if there is any other nickname for Alex... though I'm sure Chunky has many...
Clive... Evil -C, which is Clive spelt backwards.. though we do not call him that.. it's just something Brooks said or someone... I don't know. Can't think of any nicknames for Clive.. anything we call him by is usually hair related due to his crazy hair.. or we'll call his name in a stupid retarded voice for no reason at all... Cliiiiivee.
Dan, or Hormone to most... Hormone is his nickname, his only nickname that I am aware of.. though he does remind me of Alan Partridge, and sometimes a granny.
Oleg... I thought this was his nickname, but no... nicknames are.. Boleg, Proleg... umm, can't think of any others.
Ollie... Ratboy... or Wollie is my favourite, and it's nice and simple.
Ben... known as Ginger Ben.. 'cause he is... ginger... no shit! He is a bit of a Ginger Ninja too.. I just call him Ben.
Matt is known to many as Santa... there is no reason for him being nicknamed Santa, he just is.
Lil Alex.. he is little, so he is Lil Alex, but also reffered to as Raisin... I don't know why.
Wonk... another Alex, a very tiny Alex, smaller than Lil Alex, known as Wonk for cruel reasons.. but also fitting for his wonky finger.. ask him to show you his finger.. it's wonky.
Kelvin.. Colon, and The Dinosaur.. 'cause he roars when riding pisses him off.. also known as Colonasaurus.
Timmy... what are Timmy's nicknames? Use to call him a cunt.. but that's not too fitting now.
Who else has a nickname?
Once upon a time I started calling Mark... Herby... but not now....
Guildford Alex, use to be known as Arab, but don't call him that, it's not very nice as he is not Arabic, he is very English with English parents... does he have a new nickname?
I think Jamie wanted people to call him J... so umm... call him J, that's his nickname.
I can't think of anymore right now, plus I'm bored of this.. hope this answers your question Mr Ratnames... whoever you are you mysterious bastard... must be from Doncaster.
posted by Cord # 11:41 pm 
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